"Oh, that's cool. So...you turn into a giant red spider or something?" You couldn't get much crime fought if he turned into a normal-sized one. I mean, even Charlotte and her web could only accomplish so much, and she was the ultimate spider.

"I'm basically human garbage compared to Cass," Steph tells him, which is maybe a needlessly harsh way to phrase it but not untrue. "She's a cheetah, I'm a fat tabby with tree legs."

Nope, not much better.