"You're the worst," I tell her, leaning down to kiss the top of her head. It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't know it got to me no matter how much I act like it doesn't. Maybe I should just blindfold her or something. Tell her it's a training exercise.

"But there's something I've been meaning to say for a while now," I tell her, kneeling down in front of her. Looking up at her I pause... then fire webbing to stick her to the floor. "Spiders beat bats."