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[onewhoisall]

She doesn't speak much on their way there. Glancing beside her to check that Steph was still there, that Steph was still alive beside her, Cass pressed her lips into a thin line before leaning back. Tugging Steph out into the corridor, she led Steph down towards her apartment before fumbling with her keys to open the door. Kicking her shoes off, she announced her arrival home by the loud deliberate scuffling and thwack of shoes meeting the back of the sofa. She turned her head to check for Kaine.

Hn. He was either not home or in the bedroom or bathroom. Turning her head she listed for the sound of him before glancing towards the bathroom. He better not have been drinking.

"I'm home," Cass called out before tugging Steph into the apartment. Closing the door behind Steph, she looked at her friend carefully before nodding. Steph needed clothes which meant leaving her.

"I'll go get clothes. If Kaine comes... just-" Cass made a gesture of her hand that might either be hit him or shake his hand. To be fair with Kaine either was accurate. "I'm in there."

Cass wandered towards their bedroom, discarding socks and abandoning them behind her.

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[badtotheclone]

"I'm going to go look for someone in a ridiculous costume trying to rob a bank," I say. Because this is not the sort of conversation I want to be having right now. Or ever. Well, at least not with Cass's friend right there making everything about a million times more awkward. I'd much rather be fighting crime.

[onewhoisall]

Cass reached out snagging Kaine's hand before sliding her fingers through his, keeping him here with her. Cass pressed her lips together in a rather smug, little smile before drawing his captured hand around her. She leans back against the warmth of his body, smiling a little at the way Steph is freaking out loudly and Kaine is at the point of escaping through the window.

"You are both far too easy," Cass replied, a soft teasing smile lingering on her lips. "You can go later, then come back and we'll swap. Then we can see who captures the most."

[thefourthone]

Steph heaves a great sigh and wishes again for superpowers. Maybe the power to de-awkward a situation, just suck up all the weird and self-conscious like a dustbuster. She comes into this guy's home, wears his clothes, talks about his penis...not off to a good start. And Cass is enjoying this. Also, more PDA than she would have expected.

"So you go out at night too?" Which, now that she says it aloud, could mean either crime-fighting or prostitution, but too late now. "What's your thing?"

It's crime-fighting. Everyone's got a thing.

[badtotheclone]

Oh good, a distraction. It was kind of a weird one but I'm more than happy to have a distraction right now because Cass will just keep teasing and baiting us if we don't change the subject right now. Not that Cass won't find a way to make this next one awkward.

"Spider. I'm- I'm the Scarlet Spider."

[onewhoisall]

Cass opened her mouth to tell Steph about his abilities and how they had used them but changed her mind from the looks on both of their faces. It really was too easy to embarrass them both.

"He's a meta. Like Conner." Cass replied. He was like Conner in some ways but completely different in others. He was... Kon would always be her first kiss but Kaine would be her first always. First everything. Everything that mattered. "Steph is like me, she's hn... not too bad. I helped train her for a little bit."

[thefourthone]

"Oh, that's cool. So...you turn into a giant red spider or something?" You couldn't get much crime fought if he turned into a normal-sized one. I mean, even Charlotte and her web could only accomplish so much, and she was the ultimate spider.

"I'm basically human garbage compared to Cass," Steph tells him, which is maybe a needlessly harsh way to phrase it but not untrue. "She's a cheetah, I'm a fat tabby with tree legs."

Nope, not much better.

[badtotheclone]

"Sure, just like Cass grows giant wings and moves around using echolocation," I say, giving her a flat look. Turn into a giant red spider. Smarta ss.

I don't now how Conner is or why I'm like him. Cass has probably told me who Conner is and why I'm like him but I probably wasn't paying attention at the time. Or not enough attention that I'd actually remember who or what Conner is.

"Compared to Cass everyone is a fat cat missing a limb. Just ask her, she'll tell you as much."

[onewhoisall]

"Spider-like abilities." Cass replied, she let out a tch noise at both of their assessment of their own characters and hers. She didn't think either of them were cats at all- oh, wait they were using it as a metaphor. She disliked metaphors sometimes. "No, other people have their strengths. I'm just better at some things but I was trained to be the best. Steph was Robin, it means she was training to be more hn, detective than me. And Kaine is... getting quicker and more resilient. And better at setting up traps for me. Your first one... sucked?"

[thefourthone]

"That would be more of a Girl-Bat thing, the whole transforming into a wild bat beast. But I think Man-Bat still has the market on that whole thing." She says it casually, like it's not completely ridiculous for there to be a Man-Bat that is wholly different from a Batman.

Yeah, training to be a detective and missed the crucial fact that Batman just happened to also be Matches Malone. The thought makes her wince but she tries not to let it show. "Oh, is your romance all, half-love, half-fight?"

Steph gets it, kinda. Her first meeting Tim did involve bricking him in the face.

[badtotheclone]

"Half-love, half-fight, all insults from her," I say, glaring at Cass. I know it's not really insults though and she knows that I know. Still, I hold out hope that one of these days she'll realize you don't have to say everything you think or say it so bluntly. But that day isn't today and it's probably not tomorrow.

"But no one else will put up with me so I deal with it."

[onewhoisall]

"Lots of people would put up with you or at least think they would, they probably would not if they realised your shower routine." Cass replied, a teasing smiling on her lips as he glares at her. Her hands on his body were soft, showing that she was poking- teasing and not serious at all about that- about the shower thing at least. Cass knew there were people who would take Kaine, who looked at him like he was a tall glass of water in the desert. She wouldn't let anyone take him from her though. She loved him after all. "And I complimented your form the other day."

The fact that she had complimented him while she had him pinned down in bed riding him was probably not the point. And not one she mentioned, see she was learning... a little.

[thefourthone]

"I mean...good. That's good." She sort of doesn't know what to say in response to their weird couple teasing, so unused to this Cass with a boyfriend thing. Also the touching, because that is just continuing to happen.

Suddenly, Steph just feels so, so tired.